Back in Black [and Blue]

Side note: I'm currently on pain killers from an operation I had on a whole in my face, (you know, the one that talks,) and I'm still a little black and blue from the surgery. Please pardon any lack of sassyness or sarcasm in this post. If anything, I won't remember posting this because of the acid-like high I'm on right now. Candy canes! See, I have no idea what I'm saying.

This should be fun.

Seriously though, where the fuck am I?

Anyway, the summer of 2010 is well underway, along with blockbusters and shit bombs, and trailers for the Fall season! One of the only movies this summer that I'm anticipating, Inception, is coming to theaters on Friday. So, before that total mindfuck and review, I'd thought I'd point out other stuff that I recently got excited for. There will be some major linkage down below because I don't want to murder this post with a billion trailers.

First up, let's get Galifianakis out of the way. Yes, The Hangover was pretty funny, but oh by the Gods of IMDB do not let us forget his early works: that's right, I'm looking at you Corky Romano, Bubble Boy, and Out Cold!

1. Dinner For Schmucks - All you had to say was Paul Rudd. He will play a good straight-man against Steve Carrell and Galifianakis' oddball characters. Watch both trailers.
2. Due Date - Yes, next project from the director of la Hangover, Todd Phillips. It's a kind of buddy-comedy but everything goes wrong road-trip hybrid. Plus there's Robbie Downey Jr and Galifianakis! They are both on rolls. [Roles?]
   
3. And the last Galifianakis project: It's Kind of a Funny Story. This one is trailer on the page worthy:

For this next group of flicks, I'm just going to be spitting them out like ... thinks that liked to be spit out. [Lindsay Lohan knows what I mean.] Just the title, the link, and then three or four extra words and names, you know, for pizazz. PIZAZZ!

The Other Guys - Will Ferrell being loud. Surprise. And Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg.

Scott Pilgrim VS The World - Edgar Wright - 'nough said.

Let Me In - The sad kid from The Road. And the director of Cloverfield. And vampires.

Get Low - Bill Murray - 'nough said

The Adjustment Bureau - Just plain old mildly interested in this one. Mildly.

RED - John Malkovich as John Malkovich in: John Malkovich. Helen Mirren is a fox.

Devil - M. Night. Shama-suck is involved with this one. The trailer is ... surprisingly spooky - oh god, he's just getting my hopes up again. DAMN YOU!

And if there is one thing that this post has taught me, always fully watch/check the link before you post it. Always.

Fucking YouTube.