The 'First Post' Post

According to the Urban Dictionary: Awkwadorable: Adjective: Awkward and adorable at the same time.

I love combining two words into one even more awesome word. Also, if you are a fan of entirely grammatically incorrect paragraphs and/or run-on sentences, you are in the right place.

Well anyway, welcome to this crazy blog located on this crazy series of tubes called "the internet." If all goes correctly and if I don't get that distracted, [like on things like this,] I will be telling true and slightly exaggerated stories from college life and the supermarket I work at. My passion for the amazingly canceled TV show Arrested Development will also make appearances in weekly homages, (episode reviews, favorite quotes, photoshopped pictures,) and such.

I have to leave now. Things are distracting me again. I'll be back tomorrow with the first Arrested Development post, the first of a series of true and slightly exaggerated college stories, and other stuff.